New club- "Fun with Captions". Join, enjoy, post your best fun galleries. Captions are optional.

Various internet sources claim 2 teaspoons is average per ejaculation. While that feels like a lot to a guy it makes a very small puddle.

According to a huge number of porn pics and gifs the average is a very large puddle. It seems the porn industry makes artificial jizz with egg white and such. In a dick side view they can hide a hose on the other side to pump out an exagerated stream. In full dick tip pics the flow is much less(normal). 

So: Don't believe everything you see. Much of it isn't real. Don't compare yourself to porn. 

Load gif to GIMP

The layer window (right bottom of screen) should show the layers

use set canvas size tool to expand picture size 200 to 500 horizontal. This should make a no picture area. Does not add to file size. 

move and select bottom layer ( ofter labeled background)

check out tool row below bottom layer

hold shift key- click first symbol (create new layer)

new selected white layer should appear above bottom layer

use rectangle tool to select gif picture

use large eraser tool to remove white on selected area. Doesn't show anything unless you make  above layers invisible. Just have faith

use text tool to outline unselected white area

enter text

make sure text is selected

press from tool bar 6th tool- merge this layer

press it a second time

new layers should be gone but included in background layer 

Looking for girl pictures of happy, young, dumb, cute, surprised, talking, playing heteral games, innocent, peppy, curious and after glow. Guys should be so aroused their tip is purplish and shinny but always bare.

I usually add space to the pic for my caption. This means if you don't like my caption you can strip it off and the picture is still good. I apppreciate undefaced pictures.

What is with all the incest captions? Incest leads to birth defects. What is wrong with doing it with the neighbor? It is just as racy without the rotten core. 

Do I touch up pictures? You bet every chance I get. I increase contrast and clip off uninteresting stuff all the time. I also convert .png to .jpg. The gimp often saves PNGs even bigger than original. In general JPGs look just as good in 1/5 the bytes. What is with jpg at 100%? 90% is almost as good and often 1/10 the size.  

You may have noticed I add space for my caption to GIFs. This is so much better than adding text over top of the picture. My captions can easily be removed. GIMP does it all. Ask if you want to learn how. It is simple once you know.