"Don't worry, girls -- I know it's not part of the deal for my tongue to touch your sweet young pussies -- just your pretty little assholes -- I REALLY love the both of you noticing me, and getting naked, and especially for letting my lick your assholes clean.... mmmmmppphhh!!!...>Ahhhhhh....yesss!!!!!!!!........omg, I LOVE this!!!..."
"Aww, c'mon, Sis!....that stuff on my laptop wasn't mine, um, my friend borrowed it yesterday!...HONEST!....And I mean....you didn't just pee, you POOPED too, didn't you?...I'd never put my tongue in ANY girl's pissy pussy and poopy asshole!!...."
"OMG! -- I can't believe ANY man would want to touch a girl's asshole with his tongue!!!!...I mean...he doesn't mind that we..you know...POOP from that hole?......"
"Yes, Ma'am - -I'm so sorry for complaining -- I know it's my duty to obey -- and using my tongue to clean off ALL over Your lovers' cum from Your back, buttcheeks, buttcrack, and asshole is my job today...."
"You're SO generous, Goddess, for allowing me to jerk my tiny penis off, and now for allowing me to inhale the aroma of Your sacred anus and vagina before the festivities begin...."
"Yes, Goddess -- I totally understand -- it's a gracious privilege that You will allow me to consume the sacred piss that Your body processed...I apologize in advance for having an erection...."