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Commented 1 day ago
"Like to see those twins upholstered"
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Commented 4 days ago
"Claire's husband Danny wanted her to send him a picture while he was away at a 2 week conference in Miami so she did with the comment 'Are you going to fuck me senseless when you get here baby? I want it in every hole and I'll swallow every hot thick creamy load too unless you want to cum all over me. I just love facials and cum baths baby Oh, and invite 2 of your enormously hung hot friends too. I wanna be airtight all night baby.' A few minutes later Danny sent her another request and she said she'd sent it. Danny said he hasn't got it yet so she checked out her sent files. OMG! She accidently sent it to her grandson Donny, not Danny! FUCK! Meanwhile, at school, Donny heard the 'ting' of his 46 year old Gramma's phone,opened it and texted back, "On our way. Hope you're okay with a couple of black guys.""
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Commented 4 days ago
"Acting out another one of her boyfriend's silly fantasies, Miranda finally decided to dress up like a classy streetwalker while her drunk boyfriend jerked off watching her. Thinking this was as far as it would go, he said they should go to the east side of town, drop her off at the park and he would photograph her using his new super telephoto lens. Calling his bluff, she said, "Sure honey, why not", grabbed the car keys and off she drove. Arriving at the park, she got out of the car and walked to the bench. While he was taking various pictures, a large party bus drove by him and stopped at her. Blocking his view, he used the camera and noticed a sign on the bus that said, 'Jamal's Stag Bus'. When the bus left, Miranda was gone. Running back to the car, he realized she had the keys! Fuck! Falling asleep in the car, he was awoken by her hours later and she said, "C'mon honey, let's go home." (burping cum) "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh honey, you don't want to know." (burping cum) "Why the hell not?" "Well your little hooker girlfriend just got gangbanged by about 50 super hung black Daddy's in all my holes honey. " (burping cum) "WHAT?!" "Yup. And oh, I also got invited to the wedding reception on Saturday night too. Sorry, but I said yes." "WHAT?! OH MY GOD!" "Right?! That's what I kept saying when I had 3 enormously hung black Daddy cocks in me all at the same time, over and over and over!""
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Commented 4 days ago
""Ok Ms. Nice..." "Please, call me Natasha." "Fine. Okay Natasha, let me get this right. You have zero experience pertaining to this job opening, can't type, won't work weekends, you're not even a Christian AND you want a car allowance, right?" "That's correct Father Duncan and Mrs. Duncan." "Well then, why the hell would we even hire you then?" Taking off her jacket, she said, "These, I really like it in my ass, love swallowing but also like facials, cum baths, titty-fucks and your wife looks fucking yummy. I just love older pussy Father Daddy and Mommy." "Oh my, oh god. Okay, you start Monday.""
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Commented 4 days ago
"So...what she is saying is that she has a pussy now?"
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